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Sardar Jokes Sms Collection


Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.






1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Sardar se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.





Sardar bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.




2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.





Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

[noshi]

nice joke